come and listen to a story about a man named john
a rich scamineer, prez of perihelion.
then one day he was shootin' fer new game,
and out of his mine came a shiny new claim.
"au" that is, yell'er gold, a mill OZ!!
well the first thing you know ole john's a billionaire,
skimfolk said "john, move away from here",
said "alabamy ain't da place we otta rest",
so they loaded up the tent and moved it all out west.
utah that is. salt lake, SLC.
well now its time to say good by to john and all his kin,
and they would like to thank you Opp fer kindly pitchin in.
you're all invited back again to this locality,
to have a heapin helpin of their sam's club bio-D.
in masonjar that is. let 'er set a spell, take your shoes off.
y'all come back now, y'hear?