((RAIN)) Rainmakers-Island

[crudeoil24]

Here is some logic for today . . .
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> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> now be worth $49.00.
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> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
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> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
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> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left.
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> If you had purchased United Air lines, you would have nothing left.
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> But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund
> you would have $214.00.
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> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and recycle.
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> This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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