Lee, you got to understand the predicament in which I find myself, not being a native English speaker (or writer for that matter), I know not which terms you might have a chance understanding and which not. I would be willing to exercise abjuration of the latter, if you provided me with a list of those illocutionary words a priori. You may, of course, direct a rogation to the all mighty, so he may light my way in the dungeon of the Queen's tongue. My personal prayer is simpler, may these transgressions not bring about your unleashing on me you scimitars, nor your yataghans. I remain, your humble cyber interlocutor...