this place is so dead, it's like a ghost town
all we need is a soundclip from a classic clint eastwood film.
let's set the scene...
ouee, ouee, ouu.... wah, wah, wah!!
the air is hot and dry
several tumbleweeds bounce and ricochet off dust covered skeletons lining the deserted street
from the opposite end of town, you faintly hear the metallic clinking sound of boot stirs getting louder and louder
as you peer through the swirling dust, an outline of a man begins to take shape
you begin to shake with fear as you wonder who it could be
he wears an abe lincoln hat but dons a full length black coat
who is this mysterious man?
could it be jesse james?
billy the kid?
johnny ringo?
texas jack?
it's not just any man mind you, this is an EVIL man
nope, it's much worse than you thought...
it's Opp-along Cassidy!!
where is everybody?