Nobody can afford subscriptions for nothin', so we should all scrape together what we can and put it into a savings account of a bank that probably won't be there next month.
Yeah.
Right.
Think I'll just invest in round files for my chainsaw, as decorative ice sculpting should be a hot business in the coming Ice Age.
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