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[Wayne R]

Got some junk mail today. Don't get a lot of that in France.

According to this junkmail, if I do NOT buy their software, I will get a whole bunch of viruses, my computer will lockup and die. On top of that, thieves will steal all my financial information and bankrupt me.

To make matters worse, if I do not buy their software, I cannot use my computer to watch DVDs.

Very strange.

Fortunately, they sent a postage paid reply envelope with their hype.

I used to like to tape bricks to those and mail them back, but in france you can't drop a brick into a corner mailbox. Doesn't fit.

Just occurred to me today what to tape to it. Floor tiles. Have to cut them a bit so they fit in the mail slot, but it should work, and be heavy enough.........