NeoMedia Technologies, Inc (NEOM)

[jonesieatl]

You are absolutely right clawmann , well said (lol)

YAGI makes a killing doing that , over and over. Managers and directors who accepted the terms , and those who continue to play this game of turning the company over to YAGI chunk by chunk in return for their handsome salaries and bonuses , feel no pain at all. And they seem to be too arrogant/scared to take one question from common shareholders.

Speaking of which , your post about a pre-recorded CC was a hoot. Listen closely for any sounds of Bena tinkling champagne glasses in the background.

I hope the wait (having it in a later month than Iain originally said) will be worth it.

Welcome to the NeoMedia Pre-Recorded Conference Call.

For your listening pleasure we will first have 20 minutes of boilerplate Safe Harbor CYA verbiage before you can make your selections.

You will not be allowed to ask questions of management because we don't want to answer any , we don't care what you think or say , you suckers have paid our salaries by buying shares from YA this long , what are you going to do about it now?

Press 1 for the 'we want, we need' speech.

Press 2 for the 'visions and goals Part Deux' speech.

Press 3 for a moving reading of the 'my fingerprints will be all over the new non-radioactive NeoMedia/Ecosystem conglomerate' email , with the reader standing on a giant.

Press 4 to hear the song "YA Is Our Friend" sung to the tune of Kumbayah.

Press 5 to hear about the latest in SP's , LOI's and MOU's which contain no protein , carbohydrates , fat , calories or revenues.

Press 6 to hear how we're going to accomplish the YA mandates for obtaining the 2nd and 3rd funding tranches with less and less money and no CFO.

Press 7 to hear a European vacation summary from Chas your ex-COB/CEO who cashed in millions in stock , even after selling you his and his dad's worthless company for more millions , all approved by JJ Keil.

Press 8 to hear recommended phrases you can use in various discussion forums but which we don't dare say in PRs because even we don't have the gall to do that.

Press 9 to hear the 'I feel very grateful to everyone that has supported NeoMedia and will make sure that the company succeeds moving forward. I understand the frustration of the shareholders and I know what that feels like. But please notice that I did not say anything about YOU people profiting in any way' speech.

Press 0 as a reminder of what we think you common shareholders are.

Press 00 for a reminder of how many zeroes there are after the decimal point in our share price.

Thank you for your continued support. Our families , attorneys , boat dealerships and cruise directors all appreciate it very much. The next conference call will take place whenever we feel like it , but that is a forward looking statement and actual results may very significantly.