Yo. Linkin Park. You been kinda edgy lately, bro. My guess, educated guess, is you need a girl. Nothing to be ashamed about. We all have our dry spells....Here's the plan. You put on your Sansabelt pants and your best Banlon shirt. In the mind's eye, you look just like Beck. The Two Turntables And A Microphone guy. You know that song? Maybe it's called something else. Whatever. Not the point. Dude, you look sharp. Hop on your board and skate down to the bingo parlor. The bluehaired tail, "they don't yell and they don't tell and they're grateful as hell." Mister Benny Hill. Freaking Greenspan's a knight? Benny Hill shoulda been at least a duke.
Rock on, Linkin Park. Get some.
