The Jailhouse

[MCKINLEY MORGANFIELD]

hi matt,today is my birthday and i would like to see if i could get a early release from jail?,some new convict's showed up here yesterday and there crampin my style..this "YAK" fellow ask me last night if he could huck-a- buck me said he could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose whatever that mean's..so as you can see i'm startin to fear for my safety....so if you see fit and since it is my b-day can you help get out ?....t.i.a..p.s read the roast thread i don't care what most say i think you look like a young "cary grant"...