You'd think. And then there's the "Troopergate" story. That one's running in tomorrow's Washington Post: <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/30/AR2008083002366.html?hpid=topnews" target="_blank">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/30/AR2008083002366.html?hpid=topnews</a>