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Thursday, 08/14/2008 9:55:35 PM

Thursday, August 14, 2008 9:55:35 PM

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From: IBAFT (SCORE: 0) Date: Thu July 31, 2008 06:55:27 PM
Forum: Cmkm Diamonds Inc (See more cmkx msgs)
ODE TO WILLYWIZARD

I’m Willie - I’m Willie, I am your happy GBDX man,
I’ll lie to you, I’ll scam on you, I’ll screw you all I can,
“There’s a buy-out a comin soon’” - hehe... you’ve heard the scam from me before,
Drake, Safe-T-Pay, James Monroe and more, buy high and ride it down into the floor!

Come on, just trust me for one more pick, I promise to show you the way,
For me and the boys gladly take from you all those wages you earn each day.
We pump you and we dump to you - you’re sheep - you know it is all proving to be true,
For the Turino boys need hookers and booze, come on now, it’s a hungry crew.

Now I know that there are some around who try to warn you to beware,
They say they’ve figured us out and are trying to help you keep your own share.
But so long as we cry “they’re liars,” and tell you don’t trust these really bad guys,
You’ll continue to be sheep for our slaughter, hurry folks, order up some more buys!

So GBDX got the halt today, is that your newest complaint or line?
Just forget the halt and remember my motto, ““IT’S BOTTOM FEEDING TIME!”
So what, you lost your shorts on GBDX, even though I swore it was real,
I’ll still lead you to victory, just trust me and wait ‘till Turino’s latest stock deal!

So you lost your house, your car and your spouse, what is it you want me to say?
Perhaps all these problems were your’s alone, simply because you are gay.
Perhaps the fault is yours because you are white, Asian or black,
Just no matter what it is you claim, don’t lay any blame on old uncle Wilbur's back.

Remember, I’m the WillieWizard, and I tell you what you need to think,
No independent thought for you, don’t you dare say that my picks stink.
I was voted the worst stock-picker in America, that fact indeed says a lot,
But don’t wise up yet, more money I need for my house is not yet all bought.

Now don’t you worry ‘bout me, ‘cuz the Feds are all but asleep,
I do as I please and I mock the law, serving those who havoc they reap.
I get the subpoenas, I give fake hard drives and lie my azz off into the ground,
Pretending I’m near death, I giggle away as I pass fake doctor’s notes all around.

So be sure to lick your wounds, go ahead, take a day off, or maybe even take two,
But be sure to return soon my fold, ready to go, with a handful of cash all anew,
After all, you don’t expect me to quit, for this job has been a real scream,
I steal all your money and have no accountability, oh my, what a wonderful dream.

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