I've been working , ARGH! I need my slack back. I just thought I'd stop in and see how things are around here. I didn't want to pull a complete disappearing act like think seems to have done. Well, I have another e-mail message to pass along before I go today.
Top 30 bumper stickers that you probably wont see.
30- The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
> 29- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
> 28- I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
> 27- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
> 26- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> 25- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> 24- I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
> 23- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> 22- To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
> 21- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
> 20- My kid had sex with your honor student.
> 19- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> 18- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
> 17- I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
> 16- God must love stupid people, he made so many.
> 15- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> 14- It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
> 13- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> 12- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> 11- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
> 10- I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
> 9- Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!
> 8- Always remember; you're unique, just like everyone else.
> 7- Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
> 6- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
> 5- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> 4- Cat -- The other white meat.
> 3- Beer -- The reason I get up each afternoon.
> 2- I'm out of bed and dressed -- What more do you want?
> 1- Remember my name -- You'll be screaming it later.
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