uWink Inc. (UWKI)

[the big guy]

I got it... uWink Air!

uWink is going to annouce a partnership with a major airline that operates out of FLA. You customize your flight via self-serve kiosks,including your choice of meal on the flight. Pick any destination in the US. Customize your meal including choise of condiments, etc.

The aircraft takes you up to heights previously undreamed of. One of the highest-flying airlines around.

Suddenly, the plane begins it's descent. Instead of a steady descent, it moves in this series of steep terrifying dives, broken up by periods of level flight. There is an annoucement, that the aircraft is in fact running out of fuel. The passengers are invited to get the hell out at any time, as that would lighten up the aircrtaft and maybe keep it at it's current level. They are provided with parachutes. The space that was supposedly reserved for the customized meals is instead used for parachutes. The food is not that great and all basically the same.

The passengers that leave the flight must leave their luggage behind. Basically they lose everything. Their descent sometimes is enough to rip off their clothes, so they land without the shirt on their back.

Finally, those that remain end up in one of only 3 destinations in the US, all in California.

Is that about right?