You should use Yukon Jack if you're trying to keep it lit.
A little humor for your Thursday market close..
Posted by: JIMNBAMA Date: Thursday, July 24, 2008 10:16:59 AM
In reply to: None Post # of 7473
Beacon Redevelopment Announces New Business
Date: 07/24/2008
Beacon Redevelopment today announces that on this date Beacon will be going into the Live Bait business and move operations to
the Sipsey Swamp in Alabama. The CEO would like to take this time to thank Bubba Scrubs for bringing to his attention the value of worms and crickets. We will be selling a box of worms for $2.00 and 100 crickets also for $2.00. Bubba and I will be around back digging worms and catching crickets. Yall come see us now ya here.
You night time fishermen we will leave the lights on for you.
This press release contains certain weird-looking statements. All weird-looking statements in this press release are based on information available to the company as of the date hereof, and the company undertakes no obligation to update weird-looking statements to reflect events or circumstances occurring after the date of this press release.
DATASOURCE: Beacon Redevelopment Industrial Corporation
CONTACT: Investor Relations, Beacon Redevelopment Industrial Corporation,
+1-724-871-7458
News Source: Redneck News Wire