The Jailhouse

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In a rather startling news conference this morning called by Bob Zunbrusen of Investors Hub, a finance site on the internet, Mr. Zumbruden addressed his remarks to businessmen everywhere.

"We have uncontreversial evidence that the customer is NOT always right" said Mr. Zumbrunner.

Immediate reaction was predictable. Bob K. Selznick, spokesperson to the Director of the United States Chamber of Commerce was rather blunt in his assement stating; "Mr Zimbaumer is mad."

Mr. Zambrunner went on to explain that all messages from his customers are carefully archived and that an independent research firm has carefully examined the files on record and determined that Investors Hub has indeed, evidence that the long held truism "The customer is always right" has finally fallen to a true demonstration of folly...

"We have each and every message received from one of our customers that in every instance, the information, opinion, criticsm, "heads ups", answers, advice etc. of this one customer were wrong...every single one." said Mr. Zimbrunnen.

"There is a distinct possibility that this person is, so to speak, a mutation or "throwback" and the possibility of government intervention and sterilization of this individual could be implemented." said Mr. Zimmer.

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