The Fish'n Hole

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WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still fish.
#19 - a limp rod is still useful while fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you
fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you
fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.
#11 - If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she
won't object if you fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you
fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the
rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
fished last week!