OT:
Listen up...A fellow had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits
down, a stranger comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the
seat next to him. "No," he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the stranger. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
The fellow says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married
in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to
take the seat?"
The fellow shakes his head ... "No, they're all at the funeral."
