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slamdunk · 2008-07-10T18:33:46.0100000Z

Mina Mar Math 101 Parody In the board room the conversation yesterday went something like this: Board Member 1 (BM1): We need to do something about our poor EFGO divvy holders. BM2: I agree they’ve been complaining a lot. You know, we could use the $2 million cash we recently received from our private placement! BM1: Good idea, it’s like free money to us anyway, since we are obviously not going to invest it into real operations. BM2: So how much will that give them? BM3: Well according to my calculations, if we take 14 million shares and divide by $2 million cash … let’s see… hmmm… uuuu… welllll… 14/2=7. BM2: 7 what? BM3: Well, $7.00 is too much, so we need to move the decimal point… let’s see… $0.07 is not enough, so that can’t be it... it must be $0.70. BM1: So 70 cents it is. Wow that’s great news. The divvy holders will be excited to hear this! BM2: How soon can we get a press release out to tell them this? BM1: No, we should file this, PR’s cost us $100; we can file it for free through our annual subscription on Pink sheets. Not only that, it looks more official that way. BM2: Well what about the rest of the shareholders? BM1: Well I’m not sure yet, but probably about a dime… just make up some gibberish to keep them guessing for a while. We’ll figure it out as we go. BM3: I’ll get right on it and release the filing at the end of the day. BM1: O.K. great work everyone. Now everyone on 3!…Ready? 1...2…3 All: TO DA MOON!!!!!!!