Now I know what Jim has been working on for the last year! He was creating a new device called the MyCellKey! I am sure he won't have a problem getting a patent since he successfully has the patent on MyCrapKey, MyRipOffKey, MyConArtistKey, MyScamKey, and MyBSKey!
The most recent device that is sure to fly off the shelf is the MyIMustBeAnIdiotKey! I heard that he has a government contract in the works! With all the idiots in the government right now, I am sure this contract will be worth millions!
Of course, perhaps his cell will be as secure as the Keepsafe! All he'll need to escape is a hammer!