Three firemen were blinded by an explosion inside a country club, yet still managed to save the structure, and recieved honorary lifetime memberships. Three golfers shooting behind them one day were getting angry and asked the groundskeeper about them, and heard the story...
The first offered to help with corrective surgery, the second suggested they put an audio device on the flags... The third asked, "Why can't they just play at night?
I'm rooting for the 07, 7, 60, 42, 11, 21, 43, 45, 20, 29, 1, 88 and the 18 (ol' buddies there).