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Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

>This just in from a "reliable source."
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>FOR THOSE OF YOU COMING TO BOSTON: THE SCHEDULE OF EVENTS FOR THE DNC.
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>6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
>6:00pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
>6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
>6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
>7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
>7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
>7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
>8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
>9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
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>9:30pm - * Intermission * Special Guest SOLOIST JANE FONDA
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>10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
>10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
>10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
>10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
>10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
>11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
>11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
>11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
>11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>12:00AM - Nomination of democratic candidate.
>12:01AM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>12:02AM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.