"This is why LIBERALS want gay marriage and don't you believe otherwise...."
Not exactly. In terms of this board, what we liberals REALLY want is a gay marriage for YOU.
It would keep you occupied, educating your boytoy, and you would not have as much energy to come on here and expound on your wingnut ideas about how the world would be if you were the king of it. Your obvious unrequited sexual tension and frustration of not admitting your tendencies and trying hard to not give in to your biological imperative of gayness... why just yesterday you spent time explaining how gayness is a learned behavior, which you have obviously given a lot of thought to... does the worry of admitting that you like boys keep you awake at night with self-loathing which you displace to your idealized "liberals"?
And does your hatred of liberals stem from the fact that we always got the hottest girls while the young republicans only got new cars, tennis lessons, and visits from their funny uncles during the night?
(this has been an unattributed cut-and-paste from the Dr. Phil website)
"If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you"
