uWink Inc. (UWKI)

[the big guy]

I must apologize for my cloaked attacks. Thing is, I am actually a Klingon Warrior. I keep my cloaking device on my belt right beside my cellphone. (and beside my calculator..). Sometimes I go to make a call.. and damn it all if I am not invisible. No one is listening to me.. and I don't know when I am pissing people off. Not a good thing.

Much like the Marine is WW2 (this is a true story) who reached for a grenade and came up with nothing but.. the pin. All he could do was turn away... and he blew his ass off (BMAO).

all he could say was "what a recruit thing to do". btw I am always greatful for the true warriors (veterans) among us.

Long live the Empire.. death to the Federation.