Hey,,working on my "personal" ad,,how's this
Miserable bastard seeks good looking, rich, slender blonde with condo in Boca and new bass boat and no ex husbands or kids,,Must be able to handle severe mood swings, not like to go out to eat or go out to see a movie,,Be able to cook breakfast at 6am, keep the house spotless and make sure everything is in the same place it was the day before,,Does not like to be around a crowd of strangers and does not add walnuts to chocolate chip cookies when baking,,please send picture of boat.
FREE MAALOX??? I'll Take It & Just because it's round and has a hole in the middle doesn't mean it's a donut