The Black Art Of Making Money In Penny Stocks

[Wayne R]

Week 18: Oooh That Smell !!

Dear Diary, the penny stocks are doing well, most notably, the company
that manufactures "burned-out light bulbs" and "monkey manure". I
must have hit a nerve on the internet, the response is overwhelming
after both companies released a press release. It looks like this
ride is going to be fun!!

I've been very active on the internet telling people about the big
demand for burned-out light bulbs and how the company is so small in a
possible $5 BILLION dollar light bulb market.

The minions are feeding like crazy on the monkey manure company. Now
I have minions talking about "Milwaukee Monkey Manure" as possible
takeover target from a larger fertilizer company.

The minions have taken a liking to this fertilizer. Some have
requested sample monkey manure just as I did 'NOT' (even though I told
them I did <g>) to test out. From what I'm hearing on the internet,
they're interested in the product not because the grass grows 50%
faster, but it smells like designer perfume. Some suggested grinding
the monkey manure and adding some dilutant and using it as regular
perfume for those hot dates. Why not ? They get a $hit-load
of manure for alot less than buying the real designer perfume, good
idea. <g>

--Jonny Wadshuter