Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Mapleton]

So are we going argue whether navels are round or oval next?

For a navel to be round, it would have to form a perfect and flawless circle, which the odds of that are astronomical. So it must be oval.

Number of angles that can sit on a pin head?

Invalid question because angels are either non-existant, unproven, or undiscovered, so the area of space which they'd take up when sitting is impossible to determine.

Or if the moon is really made of cheese?

The moon is not made of cheese. Being that the moon has existed for billions of years, the cheese would have long ago molded over and probably broken apart and floated off into space and perhaps even contaminated the Earth with dangerous mold and killed off all species. And space travel has proven the moon is made of several types of rock mixed in with rock material that has broken off when meteors struck the lunar surface.

So many things to argue about. And so little time.

That's why I'm up so early. <g>