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I RAN ACROSS THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE ONE NIGHT:
There's a groundhog season??? man I'd love to shoot the stinking varmints myself... are you for hire?... I could hang out with Doris and you could shoot all the groundhogs you can see... am seriously considering trying the urine trick to ward them off... no I am not going to squat over the holes... will be doing the jar in the bathroom routine... maybe... I don't know... I just know I cannot have them tunneling under my deck... ah... country living.
WISHING TO HELP I REPLIED:
I have quite a deal on fresh urine, I can ship it to you overnight UPS @ $23.95 gal. plus shipping.
If interested please contact me at owlafaye@yahoo.com or call me (evenings) at 503-669-8713
REFLECTING FURTHER, I AMMENDED MY OFFER:
Did I forget to mention "Handling Charges"?
Handling charges are rather high since it takes two hands to handle this thing.
Things aren't simple...I mean like take accuracy...aiming for those tiny necks on the one gallon containers takes a LOT of practice!
And what about cleanliness? I know, urine is "supposed" to be sterile...I mean, do you believe that? Anything that comes out of the end of a penis is questionable.
You might think the price is high, but remember, I have had a vasectomy and them things COST.
Now as to UPS...look at the risk I am taking...if those containers get lost, I mean, what happens to urine after a few days? It turns to ammonia....RIGHT! A toxic substance...now I am in trouble with the Interstate Commerce Commission.
Getting back to "handling" this problem...do you realize how much beer I have to drink to get out a couple of gallons? I'll need a revolving zipper.
Now that I think of it, the price is now $69.95/gal.
And insurance IS necessary...what if some of it spills and I get busted as a disease spreader?
To protect myself, I have to get an AIDS test and documentation from the doctor demonstrating my negative results.
There is a lot to this...lets say $239.00/gal. OK?
Did you wash your hands ola?
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