The Hangout

[NorthWesterner]

Why would you want an inexperienced beauty when one with experience would be so much
better?

As a father of two daughters, I've got to tell you, virtually every young man out there yearns to deflower a virgin. Don't ask me why, but it's what makes a father's hair turn grey.

I just make sure every guy who takes them out knows I keep a loaded AK-47 in the front hall closet, and if my daughters don't come home in the same condition they went out in, it's gonna be chattering.

Actually, I'm only kidding them. I've never shot a gun in my life. But fortunately they aren't sure enough of that to take the chance!

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Funny thing, but it seems that the harder I work, the luckier I get.