From the 8thTower, our super-charged alpha bitch, who is too shy?, nah, to post it herself.
On a planet somewhere in the Tau Seta System, a woman walks into a smokey bar. She looks over the patrons with a practiced eye. One lape smoker watches as she walks to the center of the room.
"If I weren't an asexual, I'd be all over that. Got a mighty fine ass and legs."
The woman pulls an official looking document out of her black leather vest.
"Listen up slugs! I've got a warrant here for the arrest of...." the name is drowned out in the noise of the stampeding patrons exiting from the bar.
She looks around to the almost empty bar. A large man turns to face her. He smiles, as do his two friends. "So what's the name sweetheart?"
She smiles back. "Yours."
He looks her up and down. "You ain't no cop. Not with a body like that."
"You got that right. Lars Swenson, I have been commissioned by the Farren Royal Family to bring your sorry ass back to marry Her Royal Highness, Plinia the Ugly. They don't take kindly to having even an ugly Princess diddled and left behind like a sack of lumpy potatoes.'
Lars laughts derisively, "You and what army cupcake?" He hears the whistle of the capture net too late and is surrounded in a pink net of foam.
"Don't need an Army, cupcake!" says the woman who saunters out of the shadows in her black leather ninja outfit, holding the now empty net gun.
"Great Sea Sprite save me!" screams his friend. "It's the Alpha Bitch Posse. Runnnnnnnn!"
He turns to run and but is tripped by a small woman with super sized yabbos. She puts a small booted foot on his chest. "May the Sea Sprite have mercy on me, but beautiful lady, those are the most splendifirous yabbos, I have ever seen. I am now your willing slave for all eternity."
The super sized yabbo sporter sighs. "Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before!"
"Ahhh..man....!!" a young woman enters the bar and stomps her knee high boots. "You started without me again!"
The lape smoker leers at her. " You are most beautiful woman I have ever seen and were I..." the young woman stuffs the lape bottle into one of his 2 mouths. "Didn't your mother tell you lape smoking was hazardous to your health?"
The Alpha Bitch Posse drag the netted Lars and friends off to collect their stupendously high bounty on his um...head.
Megs looks at the other women as they load him in their landing shuttle, "What say we get some body paint and paint boobs on his butt? It's a long trip back to Ferrin."
Memes, I think we got the makings of a comic book if you can draw. Let the Japanese anime this! >g<
This is inspirational, 8th, I just might have to come up with some drawings. <G>
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