Okay folks (if any of us are still checking this board), we have been accused by the RB board of being dead, or worse yet, a colossol failure. That really hurts. I feel like we are totally misunderstood and unappreciated, just as America is in the world today.
I won't be around a lot today, so I won't be able to contribute much to the great traffic I know this post will generate, but I'd like to start by giving a list of the following hypothetical mergers. This of course was not originated by me; I haven't had an original thought in quite some time.
If anyone cares to contribute their own creative discussion subjects: entertaining, educational, humorous or otherwise, PLEASE let's resurrect this board so that when good news comes, we will still be alive. VBG
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Federal Express and UPS merge
to become FED UP.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge
to become Honey I'm Home.
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,
Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge
to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers,
and Keebler Crackers merge
to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merge
to become MMMGood.
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge
to become Deere Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors,
Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge
to become Zip Audi Do Da.
Denison Mines, and Alliance
and Metal Mining merge
to become Mine All Mine.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
and begin manufacturing
reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics
and Honeywell Computers will merge
and become Fairwell Honeychild.
3M, J.C. Penney and the
Canadian Opera Company will merge
and become 3 Penney Opera.
Knott's Berry Farm
& National Organization of Women will merge
and become Knott NOW!
AI
