Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden
and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each on you one wish,
which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be
forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall
around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq
and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
Canadians can come in our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000
feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely
surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer,
smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'
