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Vantilla Ice's Has Agreed To Acquire Ice Cream by Has Been Rappers Market Wire    "US Press Releases "
ATLANTA, GA -- (MARKET WIRE) -- 04/21/08 -- Vantilla Ice (OTCBS: ICE ICE BABY), a developer of high quality ice cream products ("HQICP") today announced that it has agreed to acquire Ice Cream By Has Been Rappers in exchange for 17 billion shares of restrictable restricted preferred stock as well as cash considerations of Fifty Cents.

Ice Cream by Has Been Rappers creates a multitude of splendid delights including some favorite and unique flavors - Bobby Brown Blueberry, MC Hammer Chocolate Chip, and Puff Daddy Pineapple.

"This acquisition provides Vantilla Ice's with 3 additional ice cream scoopers for our mobile street cart. We also now have 4 flavors for our customers to enjoy. We anticipate robust summer sales and gross profits this year to exceed $100. We are very proud of our new product line additions" , stated Vantilla Ice CEO, CFO, and Chief Ice Cream Scooper or CICS. "We expect to announce more flavorful acquisitions in the near future"