Alkane Inc (ALKN)

[wacko_lunatic]

IF I HAD A GUN IT WOULD BE FASTER


ole mr green had been a faithful Christian and was in the
hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.

As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol'mr greens condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' mr green used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.

The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' mr green died. He said, "You know, Ol' mr green handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing mr green, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

WWWHHHOOOOO

WAY TO GO WACKO


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