We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.
