MOSES AND THE RED SEA :
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Sunday School. 'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God
sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead
the Israelites out of Egypt . When he got to the Red Sea , he had
his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent
bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.'
'Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his
mother asked.
'Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it!
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*Disclamier* JMODYODD & IORock&Roll. :-)
