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OT: LOL! Sorry..one more.....
Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower
and slipped over on the bathroom floor.

Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled.

Bruce came running in.

"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Frank."

They came back and they both tried to pull her up.

"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Franksaid.

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we
can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Frank.

"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her t*it*s."

"Play with her t*it*s"? Frank said, "Not exactly a
good time for that mate?"

"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".