Matt, I think that's an excellent plan!
However, if you decide that it's too diabolical, and choose instead to leave her here in perpetuity, can you please let me out? I can no long stand the wild beast smell.
I'm sorry for behaving badly on your site, and will never so misbehave again. I know now that you are serious about the rules. And I believe I now understand where the line is drawn.
Get me away from the beast! Being in the same room as her is a horrible way to learn one's lesson, but very effective.
My bad, mea culpa, me wanta out.
