I've got the perfect pump for them... <b>"PARIS HILTON TO PURCHASE WARNING MODELS of LA"</b> Then a few days later... <b>"PARIS HILTON'S NEW REALITY SHOW TO FEATURE WORLD-WIDE MODEL HUNT FOR HER RECENT ACQUISITION OF WARNING MODELS of LA"</b> Then a year later... <b>"DONALD TRUMP TO PURCHASE NYSE CORPORATION, WARNING MODELS FOR $37/SHARE" Original Shareholders Very Estatic About News!</b> And everyone lived happily ever-after! John Good