Monday, March 03, 2008 9:34:18 PM
Oh man, now it is on. I can't wait to see what Berman is going to do a his first act as CEO of the Russell Industries (RUSL.PK). I wonder if it will look something like this.
"Russell Industries is dedicated to following our company business model of acquiring, developing, logging and producing worthless...errr..I mean valuable uranium mining claims. As always the shareholders are and will continue to be our greatest asset and we will do everything we can to bring them value."
Then, his next step would be to anounce a 10000 to 1 R/S arguing that "the current share price, .03 a share, does not adequately reflect the value of the company. Therefore, the board of director has decided he will vote on the R/S."
Meanwhile, the shareholders are beginning to ask silly questions such as:
1. What happened to that big piling of HOT tailings you were supposed to sell?
2. When will the next 504 start now that you have voted all by yourself for an R/S?
3. Is your company really in chapter 7 bankruptcy?
4. Do you even know what Uranium is?
please refer to the ibox for a good list of other silly questions that I can't imagine why any shareholder would want an answer to!
Oh well...life goes on in the world of pinks I guess. Two awesome companies with really great potential are DPDW.OB and SRSR.PK. I love them!
-faz
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