THE MARINES CORNER

[Uncle Meatball]

JOKE:

You have a soldier, navy seal, marine, and airman basic...

The soldier has to go on a 7 mile hump in the cold at night to guard an overpass. Man, this is some $hit...

The marine has to fight his way in the rain 15 clicks under heavy artillery to rescue some hostages from some al Qada insurgents. Devil Dogs, this is some good $hit.

The navy seal gets launched out of a torpedo tube, swims three miles in snow flurries, infiltrates 23 clicks inland to lay in wait three days to take out a political target. Man, I just love this $hit!!!

The airman basic is in an office in the middle of Iraq, air conditioning, XBox 360, PS3, and dish network with a big leather chair and a remote to a 60 inch plasma that is primarily used for "Mission Planning" when the batteries go out. Man, what kind of $hit is this?

"Hey, what's the number to supply?"