Better yet,
Be done with "it" , and Boil her in oil.
If not for her past sins, for her latest copyright infringing ones.
Either way, put us all out of HER misery.
I'll make the dessert:
*Insufferable Huge Fried Apples*
Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Fruits Copycat
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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2 cups Apple juice
4 large Golden Delicious apples with -- peel, 1/2" wedges
1/2 cup Apple juice
3 tablespoons Cornstarch
1 teaspoon Apple pie spice
4 tablespoons Sugar
Combine apple juice and apples in a medium skillet.
Simmer gently and turn apples often with spatula until fork tender but not mushy.
Remove with a slotted spoon to oven dish. In blender puree' 1/2 c apple juice, cornstarch, spice and sugar.
Blend a few seconds until smooth.
Stir into hot juice in skillet and cook, stirring constantly on med-high until it bubbles and becomes thickened and smooth. Turn heat off. Pour over apples.
Serve warm as side dish or dessert.
Refrigerate to use in a few days or freeze.