Well, duh! Of course we celebrate with a party! But my problem was I had forgotten it's just a combined birthday bash for Washington and Lincoln---somehow I got to thinking we were celebrating ALL the Presidents. And that confused me as to the exact theme of the party.
Not to worry though, I got straightened out by the people at the Party Store when I started raising a fuss over their lack of Millard Fillmore jello molds.
By the way, I think people that work at a place called the Party Store should have a more festive attitude and not throw paying customers out the door over minor misunderstandings.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Unknown