I don't know about nuclear weapons, but I DO know that the commercial on cable for that "Wonder-Bra" thing, causes my trouser-ham to become tumescent. You know, the ad where the woman glues those 2 rubber-cups to her spreading breasts and then clips them together? (see pic below) Several times, that ad has inspired me to "evict my testicular squatters". And I have recently developed a case of "penis-elbow".