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Wednesday, February 06, 2008 3:34:26 PM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have around $100.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
PS- Don't quote me on the actual stock prices; i'm just passing this one plan on... as a matter of fact, i'm starting with this plan tonight directly after work.
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