26) You have to believe that not showing up for 5 months at your national guard duty station does not constitute being AWOL but is patriotic if the person's father gets him an honorable discharge. At the same time a person who actually went to war and was decorated is a traitor if he attends an anti war rally after returning home.
27) You have to believe that when the company which donates the most to the president's campaign gouges California for billions of dollars in excess electricity charges it is their own fault for not deregulating.
28) You have to believe the patriot act is patriotic.
29) You have to believe that someone who can't string two sentences together without misusing at least 3 words is smart enough to be president.
30) You have to believe the best way to combat terrorism is to attack a country that Bin Laden hates.
31) You have to believe the media is liberal and promote this view as often as possible.
32) You have to believe every thing negative said about a democrat while shouting PROVE IT whenever anything negative is pointed out about a republican. You must also point out something which Clinton did which is worse anytime something bad is proven about a republican.
33) You have to believe it is the government's right to imprison a citizen indefinitely without access to a lawyer or the need to file charges against him even though the 14th amendment expressly forbids this.
34) You have to promote the idea that there is no need to have a paper trail from a voting machine which is produced by a self admitted right winger even.
35) You must never admit that there is any similarity whatsoever between George Bush and Adolph Hitler.
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis
"Those Who Would Sacrifice Liberty for Security Deserve Neither." -Benjamin Franklin
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