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[righty]

well its really a matter of having too much to do and not enough time to do it for me....as for bad ..he took a spill on his gixxer and has had to have a peg installed where his leg used to be, so hes a bit out of the loop.

but thats why the goils are here, ta keep ya entertained when we are tied up lol

that and were trying to get our boardmarks down to lose a few eyes

please stand by, festivities to resume momentarily.

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern

and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

H-JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive well endowed female bartender

who was serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
gives the h-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies,

"Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."