Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Colts fan, and a
Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his
team more.
The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the
Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and
throws himself off the mountain.
The Colts fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriots fan off the
mountain.