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[iOwnSomeNVEI]

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed
she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating,"
her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she
asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other
one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father
replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then raised her foot and stomped
them flat and said "Well, it might be ok in California or New York but
we're not having any of that in Colorado."