ZNext Mining Corporation, Inc (ZNXT)

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puppy. ; Here's some lol znxt factual ammunition ...

apparently based on a strange quote, that slipped in to a
recent znxt PR, or news release, but the source is unfound.

Here's the 'strange quote' :

" the Higaonon Indigenous Tribes are
now working harmoniously together "

And Here's the lol znxt factual ammunition :

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ By: outsider2144 01 Jan 2008, 11:59 AM EST ]
[ Msg. 50148 of 50171 (a reply to 50146 by trixijude.) ]

The new PR was very professional,,,

And well organized, and, finally, with
corrected Engilish grammer and speling.

And full of interesting stories about previous
[and still] totally unaccomplished paim plans,
which are all now pains-takingly re-scheduled by znxt.
[Hint, znxt just changed all the dates to year # 2008.]

And, the PR even included a spot of humor,
although probably unintentional,
and edited in by pearl at the last second.

Rules :

To fully appreciate the following quote from the PR,
try to picture a chain gang of 200 locol minors,
in color-coordinated, prison-striped uniforms,
with everyone wearing soccer-ball-size-gold-nugget necklaces,
and holding pick-axes up high, and leaning on shovels,
while standing in wheelbarrows, being pulled by caribous,
under a huge "Happy Daze 'R Hear Higaonon, WhatZnexT" banner,
tied to coconuts on a row of tall palm trees,
singing "YMCA" , and, "Whistle While You Work" ,
and, "HiHo, HiHo, It's Off To Work We Go" ,
accompanied by harmonicas and kazoos,
with pearl relaxing in an open gold-painted Cinderella carriage,
surrounded by wide-grinning Cheshire cats, wearing ORO Backpacks,
and all being fed mangos by the Bozows,
while znxt Top 'Executives' are wearing tuxedos,
and Top Hats, and leading the band, using machetes.
And, the fired x-paim guys + fun girls are all in a small jail cell,
welded into the bed of paim's only1 pickup truck, with logo x'ed out.

Here's the funny quote, from znext professional PR :

" the Higaonon Indigenous Tribes are
now working harmoniously together "

Now : re-read the "Rules" paragraph above.

Then : LOL , for 366 daze, and HavE A HappY NeW YeaR

Isn't znxt/paim funny, and profitty ?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. ; Re-read the "Rules" several times,
until you fall out of your carriage, laughing,
but be careful to not inhale your kazoo.

Happy New Year To All ,
and A Profitable New Year
to those who learn to learn.