FOREX TRADERS

[jrbscrazy]

Instructions on how to trade a market like today.

1. Drink 10 beers.
2. Punch yourself in the face.
3. Sit down in your rotating desk chair.
4. Back away from the desk.
5. Start spinning as fast as you can for about 5-8 minutes.
6. Stop spinning.
7. Punch yourself in the face again.
8. Close your eyes.
9. Click around on your trading platform for about 5 minutes.
10. Punch yourself in the face again.
11. Go to sleep and pray.

Will work 50% of the time. I can almost garantee it!
jRb....
Off to sleep...with a black eye.